It has come to my attention that sometimes, my friends and I [I being me, me being Dew] speak in a language that is above and beyond the comprehension level of most normal human beings. Therefore, we have instituted this handy fictionary to help you along. This is a long-compiled list of words, some of which have gone out of use as we've gotten older.

   Acorn: (proper noun)  Chris Kirkpatrick. (Origins; believe me, you don't want to know)

   Altoid Boy: (noun) Scott Robinson. (see DS)

   Arson Boy: (noun)  Abs Breen. (Origins; 1999 hotel room fire in Dublin)

   Bastard: (noun) 1. Dew's favorite insult [i.e. That bastard!] (adjective) 2. Name which Jax  currently calls anyone/anything who/which gets on her nerves 

   Beep Beep: (verb) Shut up. (Origins; 1984 novel by Stephen King, titled IT)

   Bishounen: (noun) 1. Rich Neville. 2. Japanese for 'Pretty Boy'. 

   Bryan: (adjective) Creepy; resembling Bryan McFadden, particularly so since the dye job. Yuck. 

   Cam: (adjective) Bitter; Bent on being as annoying as humanly possible. Worse than Bryan, and Loud-Mouthed Bastard combined. Synonyms; Cameron, Ralz, Ralziel. (Origins; Cyber-geek brought to our attention by Mouse, circa 2002)

   Cherry: (adjective) Really cool. Occasionally used by Dew, mostly to describe pretty cars. 

   Chummy: (adjective) 1. What Abs and Rich were in the deleted scenes from the Let's Dance video.  2. What most everyone believes JC Chasez and Justin Timberlake are; 3. Seemingly a little too friendly to be straight.

   Code Red: (proper noun) Cherry-flavored Mountain Dew soda, often consumed by Jax.

   Completely Random: (adjective) What Dew is, according to Scottie. 

   Creepy: 1. (noun) Bryan McFadden. 2. (adjective) Resembling Bryan McFadden.

   Cuddly: 1. (adjective) fit for or inviting cuddling. 2. Resembling Shane Filan.

   Do the Dew: (phrase) Mountain Dew marketing slogan. If you say this to Dew, even in jest, she will proceed to kick the crap out of you.  

   DS: (abbreviation) Deadly Summer, a really weird round robin story written by Dew, Jax, and Joan that spawned several odd nicknames and inside jokes.

   Everyint: (noun) File-sharing program that sucks.

   Ew: (phrase) General term of disgust. 

   Feedback Whore: (proper noun) 1. Dew - Kendra was even kind enough to enter her into an awards site for a prize that is easily defined as 'Biggest Feedback Whore'; 2. One who cannot write another chapter of any fiction without recieving glowing feedback from at least 3 people. 

   Five (5ive): (proper noun) British 'bad-boy' boy band. See also Arson Boy, Altoid Boy, Ritchie.

   Fugly: (adjective) Really meepin' ugly. Harsher than 'oogily'.  

   Fuppery: (noun) Shorthand for 'fucked up'; originally used as the adjective 'fupped', followed by 'fuck-uppery' and now a noun in its own right, i.e.: "Man, I have some bad computer fuppery. I can't get it to turn on."

   Furry (1): (adjective) Word used to describe someone in desperate need of a body wax.

   Furry (2): (noun) Really meepin' creepy person who finds pleasure (sexual and otherwise) in dressing as an anthropomorphic animal.

   Guppy, Mental Capacity of: (noun) level of brain power on which Dew continually operates.

   Gutter, the: (proper noun) place of residence of our minds. It's a little dirty, but it's a great view.

   Hoey: (proper noun) derogatory term of endearment for Joey Fatone, as stated by Jax.

   Hubby: (proper noun) What Joan calls her Ritchie doll.

   JC's Clothes, End of the Trail of: (proper noun) where we can always find Kristy. (see also; Spazz, Nsync)

   James: (proper noun) Scottie; also used as Jim and Jiminy.

   Jerome: (proper noun) JC Chasez's crack dealer. Has also supplied members of both Westlife and Five on various occasions. And sometimes Joan (see also; Spazz, Nsync, Five, Spunky, Pink Bunnies).

   Joshtin: (proper noun) Something Dew is amused by, Lily is obsessed with and seems to make Joan cringe.  

   Just There: 1. (adjective) description of someone who serves no actual purpose in life. 2. Kian Egan. 3. Nicky Bryne. 4. S Club 7.

   KiKi: (proper noun) Another nickname for Kian; see also Lucky

   Lacy Things: (noun) What Jen would like Justin to buy her; worn under clothing, i.e. dresses 

   Lance, to pull a:  (verb) To mysteriously turn from a scary, femine creature into a gorgeous, manly man overnight. Often includes dramatic changes in hair style and/or the addition of facial hair. Examples; Lance Bass (see NSYNC) , Mark Feehily (see Westlife) {origins; circa 1999, Lance Bass of boy band Nsync became hot in a short time period after previously being known as 'the chick' of Nsync}

   Loud-mouthed Bastard: (proper noun) 1. One who doesn't know when to shut the hell up.

   Lucky: (proper noun) Kian Egan; referencing his resemblence to the Lucky Charms leprechaun. 

   Magically Delicious: (adjective) What Jax thinks Kian is.  

   Meep: (adjective, noun, verb) a more polite word used in place of a four-letter word that starts with an 'F' that we all use way, way, way too much.  

   Mouse: (proper noun) 1. A girl named after an overweight cat. 2. Dew's older albeit shorter sister. 

   Nsync: (noun) American boy band that became rampant merchandising whores in the early 21st century. 

   Pi: (proper noun) 1. Ash; Strange California creature with ESP and serious road rage.

   Pink Bunnies: (proper noun) What Joan sees when she's had too much cough syrup [or after a visit from Jerome].

   Poke Poke: (verb) a not-so-subtle form of nagging. ex.; "Poke. Poke. If I was there, I'd be poking you."

   Poodle, The: (proper noun) Another name for Jax.

   Poor Bastard: (noun) Social class to which Jax, Ash and Dew all belong.

   Oogily: (adjective) 1. Gareth Gates. 2. An adjective to describe boys who are not pretty. 

   Rich Neville: (proper noun) Short, blonde, pretty boy who needs to wear his glasses more; "The Pretty One" out of Five.

   Ritchie: (adjective) pretty; used exclusively in describing men. 

   Scruffy: (adjective) A good look for some pretty boys.

   Scott Robinson Effect, the: (proper noun) Phenomena that occurs when a thin, gawky guy develops an adorable personality and surprising gift for singing, causing all females within 50 miles to view him as a neon sign broadcasting "I'm adorable! Love me!". Usually only a fleeting fascination, this effect can develop into full-fledged obsession if said guy happens to be in a boy band or constantly in the public eye. The effect has been known to occur involving JC Chasez and Clay Aiken, and, of course, Scott Robinson, for whom it was named. 

   Shnicky: (proper noun) Something Dew can't see ever happening, and hopes she never WILL see happening, but is greatly amused by on the MBP LJ community.  

   Slash Whore: (noun) 1. Lily H. 2. One who loves to read/write slash fiction.

   Sonic: (proper noun) Scott Robinson (Origins; Spiky hairstyle worn by Robinson in the late 90's that spurred a bandmate to make a comment comparing him to a hedgehog. This branded him with the name 'Hedgehog Head', which Jax branched off into 'Sonic the Hedgehog' and finally just 'Sonic')

   Spastic Moment: (noun) A brief moment in time wherein a person has a spazz attack; characterized by giggling, bubbly personality, and other known characteristics of Teeny Moments. Can be brought on by just about anything coupled with a great lack of sleep or overabundance of caffeine in the body systems.  More common to people prone to Teeny Moments, but not an exclusive phenomena.

   Spazz: (proper noun) JC Chasez 

   Spunky: (proper noun) Joan's deceased Siamese fighting fish. We were all amazed she didn't name it Little Ritchie. He was blue and had red fins. Joan thought he looked like Superman. We thought she'd been hanging out with Jerome too much. 

   Teeny-boppery [also Teeny-bopperish]: (adjective) What we can all be from time to time, much to our own dismay. 

   Teeny Moment: (noun) A brief moment in time wherein a person becomes a teenybopper; characterized by giggling, bubbly personality, and aggressive defense of boy band members. Usually occurs as the result of over-exposure to boy bands.

   Ten: (proper noun) 1. The Tenth Doctor; 2. David Tennant.

   Thnue: (verb - to thnue, thnuing) The act of looking at or saving photos of boy band members, actors or miscellaneous celebrities to your hard drive for no real reason other than 'they're pretty'.  

   Vole: (noun) 1. A prairie rodent. 2. Joan.  

   Westlife: (proper noun) Irish boy band, containing Lucky and several 'just there' members.

   Yaoi: (noun) Japanese term for Slash fiction